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Well - the last part? Was not where shit got real - neither is this... 

This the warm-up should we say... set the mood and all that...

And what other way than to get everyone on board than to take the most misunderstood franchise in the history of cinema to make an example - I knew that - before I knew how... or wrote any of this story here.. 

the idea just came... by comparing who I react to Star Wars or South Park or Games or well, by that point, Life, 

with everyone else... my homepage is me splitting the difference... 

just stories for those like stories... I hope you like my stories... I think you guys make fun NPC's....

as long as I don't have to listen to dialogue, or what for you to end your cut scene or just because you can't walk and talk at normal pace at the same time... this is this kind of story...

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Fans are really stupid... here's why...

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Why did Luke go seek Yoda?

 

Because someone said "talk to that guy"...?

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Or because he heard "he's a great master" and "he knows everything"?

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Or was it something completely different? 

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Something you have not yet considered - all these decades later... you fans... ?

you spin and push air around - that's why they call it fan...

I didn't know that before now - but thanks for your help.

You had something to teach me after all...

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Anyhow, back to the story;

Why Yoda? 

Was there one else left? 

Jedi were hunted down and erased - but where there no other might beings anywhere else that could teach young Luke?
I don't know about that - I was around back then...

But I know why Luke went to Yoda...

The same reason he could talk to his sister before he knew why.

They connected on a level way above words and language... that's the force... the field that allows the connections...
Most don't take the time to feel it... and they all feel it differently, interact differently... 

Yoda's powers weren't combat and war...  
He clearly said those things do not make you a warrior

Yoda was gladiator - he needed no swords... 

Obiwan was from the Sabre age

Those after shot guns and flew

Yoda, on the other hand 

We comes from a time where people talked to each other... 

Yoda went away to find out for himself: is there hope?

And unless it came to him - he knew: there's none... 

I know that - because I spent all these years asking him:
Why did Luke go away? 

Why did he throw away his Light Sword? The one thing that made him great? 
He tossed it... Just like it was half eaten sandwich? 

Because he thaught it would be funny?

Was it?

I laughted - several times...

I like a good giggle... 

And then I understood:

Sonic isn't awesome because he can run at sonic speeds...

He's awesome because he's better at what he does than anyone else.

Mario? 

Same thing - he's the guy who says one fine day:
This is my girl - and I am going to get her. No matter what anyone on the way says to me.
And obstacles and doors are merely things I overcome and open up along the way - because that's the fun part.
After that - Imma make sweet sweat love with my girl - and that's nobody's business - that's why the game ends there...

And everyone of you who watches Porn does nothing other than agree for yourself:
I can't imageine Peach riding that fat little guy... let's see if someone made drawings of it... or put on costumes or so...

Note: I am working on something more conceptual about that part - that's why I will not dwelve into here.
Something like the 'prophetic wisdom of psychopaths in the industry...' it's totally not what you can imagine... 
It's about black birds and black eyes... so to speak... I think... we'll see...

Either way, Luke went to Yoda because he was certain of 1 simple thing:
the smartest guy I ever met told me that guy is a lot smarter than two combined... go find that guy... who knows more...
not because he has the answer - but because he's your best shot at find your answer on your own...

And Luke?

Like all of you... the thing, he went to an Island to learn (yes: that's the reason he there... nothing else... )

He wanted to find out:

How could I? 

The great Luke Skywalker?

The Greatest Jedi Fucking Warrior in the existence?

The one who brought the balance everyone and everything longed for?

Or so they thought...

And so they said...

How could I, Luke muddafucken' Skywalker, be ever so goddamn fucking stupid the that instead of listening to the smartest person I have ever known of,
I told him: "I know better"

And everyone keeps saying I did the right thing... 

...that I am the best... 

...they don't look for flaws... 

...they want to ignore theirs...

...maybe I am the best...

...maybe they're right...

...maybe I am not...

...for one thing I learnt...

...they shure da wurst...

That's why I tossed the 'thing' that represents MY BIGGEST MISTAKE - the biggest mistake in the history of existince so far- away.

Not because of I could do with it - but because it's what I picture when I look inside my self under "shame and disgust".

And I don't need anyone rubbing that in my face - just because they think they know what the fuck they talking about for the first time in my life.

And so when Luke saw that they wanted from him - after all this time...

He said, "fuck it!

I am going to go out in style...

I'll do it for the lulz and waster everyone's time

That's why Luke said - I know all I ever wanted to find out about myself... my flaws...

They - have nothing, nothing left to offer me...

I am going to go out as the Greatest Jedi Warrior in the history of ever (because they're never gonna get my joke);
I'll give them the illusion they crave and poof I'm gone.

I am a master of at what I do 
That's the one thing they thaught me...

And before they all know it - I hang out with some Dead Friends of mine

 

PS: for those that got lost on the way:
That is why since the day I was born I've only seen one good new Star Wars movie coming out.
But this is my best shot at you guys proving me wrong... 

Also, unless Mr. H. Ford passes, I keep thinking he's dead - I saw him die on the screen... 
That's the force connection I have with him - we're not as senstitive as the Lukes and Leys...
We need to - we have friends that were masters at it - each in their own right...

There's sooooo much more about Anakin that you think... the boy... who it's you.. the generation that fights over details and facts
in something that someone absolutely bonkers conceived and thought 'kids might like this...'
Kids are really stupid if you ask me - but I don't think he cares if they like it anymore... 

You made that... 

(for Bry-ri - you are a good person I believe)

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PS. during the global pandemic I was at home... away from everyone else...  

I traveled strange places and explored their farthest realms they had to offer... 

And I came upon a mad moor, and asked him for his tale, for it's different that my one...

He told of ideas - none of us knew - because we found the answers and fought over it... 

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Note: 

The PS is my first ever video game review (incl. DLC goty and whatnot... it's a good game...

but I am done playing - it's time for my stories...

And thus - I guess we got ourselves another video gameplay trailer that's that's not a complete disaster...

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They made it clear: that kind of trailer does not need actual video gameplay... no....

and an fat fuck with problems figured that out... and just like I - all he did was play video games and figure out what the hell to do with it.... he never did - but told me...

not because he knew I would listen - but he hoped someone would... someone did... 

 

That is hope!

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Putting it out there - hoping somewhere there's someone who tries to understand... and feel...

and not just read and listen and talk... 

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There's soo much out there - all lost.. as disconnected as any of you...

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And  - that!

 

Is sadness - not 'my friend hurt their foot #sosad, #true<3

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And you are too fucking stupid to know... 

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But as I write my stories - I will do exactly what Luke taught:

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Have some fun!

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And once you're bored of them - there's room for one more.

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That is love... 

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Moral of the story is this - because it's going to hard to understand for you:

 

As long as you whorship something or someone - you will never find out who you are.

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Because you have not done anything with your life... just hoped answers would come... 

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You lazy, Kunt!

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